Laser

Prompt: Anything too stupid to say is sung

He’s half man and half machine
He is…a looting machine
A mind of steel and plots and plans
He’ll steal anything if he can

His name, you can’t even say
If you wanna live don’t get in his way
He can make a tank from an ambulance
The fuckin’ zombies don’t have a chance

He’s got a laser!
And he’s coming for you…
With his laser!

Look out for his laser!
He’ll burn you down…
With his laser!

He can’t move fast on his own two feet
He’s the strangest doc you’ll ever meet
His body breaks down more than Windows
But he leaves bodies wherever he goes

He’s got a laser!
And he’s coming for you…
With his laser!

Look out for his laser!
He’ll burn you down…
With his laser!

The Warbulance is in overdrive
If you’re a zombie, he’ll burn you alive
He steals the weapons and build ‘em up
Lasers and rockets, it’s never enough

Yeah, he’s the doctor
He’s got a PhD in looting
He likes slaughter
And zombie shooting
Yeah, he’s got guns
And a big fucking laser
Frying things is fun
He’ll fry you sooner or later

He’s got a laser!
And he’s coming for you…
With his laser!

Look out for his laser!
He’ll burn you down…
With his laser!

He’s got a laser!
It’s bigger than yours
Yeah, a laser!

He’s got a laser…
He’s got a laser…
Laser!